Different Kinds Of Tequila
I'm ready to die. i'm done with life. i'm done with this show, i hate this show. sean: everyone always has a horror storywhen it comes to shots. sean: that one shot that makes them sick just thinking about it. sean: i'm here to try every single one of them.
Different Kinds Of Tequila, sean: i'm sean, and i'm gonna find the worst shot ever. if you keep the vomit horizontal... it struggles going vertical. jesus christ.
sean: we are at ortega 120, where they specialize in tequila. i've got my partner Rudy here, and we have our bartender. all: nice to meet you. this place is famous for its tequila, 120 different kinds of tequila. now they have more. but it's also famous for their margaritas, which we don't get to try today. rudy: becase this show's stupid. we get to do this stupid sh*t. rudy: because this show is dumb.sean: because this show is dumb. rudy: we're idiots!sean: we're idiots!
sean: tell us about the drink, the shot. rudy: this amazing concoction that you're about to feed us. demi: this amazing concoction will cure just about anything. including "i'm not ready to work." demi: if you have a tooth ache, come see me. demi: if you have a heart ache, come see me. demi: and in this case, i have a brain ache. so we'll see me. demi: if you tell me you're sick, no you're not! demi: it is an aã±ejo tequila that will help ease a little bit of that pain for you. demi: and then a bunch of dry pico de gallo, salt and lime.
demi: it's pretty of spicy, and we make it warm to hide what's gonna happen. demi: but you won't get sick, so flu season forget the flu shot, come have this shot. sean: i won't get actually sick, but i could get physically sick? demi: you could.sean: i could. sean: i might. i hope not. rudy: is this the super graceful heating of the tequila?demi: yeah, like cognac. demi: we're going to put the pico de gallo and a bunch of kosher salt into this. sean: so that's a mix of the two? rudy: i'm watching some sort of black magic right now.
demi: i'm doing a voodoo spell on top of it. demi: and then we're going to do a standard tequila shot kind of thing. demi: which is something i hate in here. demi: i teach tequila university, and so when people roll in and they want salt and lime on their drinks i get a little annoyed. sean: i mean, jose cuervo is the best tequila, right? demi: they have some good marks, but the one you're thinking of not so much. demi: everyone has had their hair held back on that one. rudy: it does look very nice. sean: these look nice and pretty and fun, but..
demi: here, we'll make it a little bit easier. sean: so here's a lime just to keep you alive, to keep you on earth's plane. demi: well you know that's why they put salt and lime on tequila to begin with. demi: it was for a flu pandemic... in mexico. demi: to help the medicine go down, have at it. sean: cheers! sean: oh my god, you're the worst! sean: what is that?! sean: no! ugh!
sean: the bottom of my teeth are burning! sean: what's happening in my mouth?! sean: why aren't you saying anything, what are you doing?! rudy: i don't know man, i'm just... i don't like this show anymore. rudy: i don't want to be here, i want to go home. rudy: i do notice that my stomach seems to have equalized. sean: *burps* sean: do you have a lighter or something? i want to see if i can set this place on fire with my burps.
demi: you can call me in three days if you feel it.
demi: because it burns twice. sean: oh, you d*ck! you are such a d*ck! the worst. sean: alright, let's leave now!
Different Kinds Of Tequila, sean: i'm sean, and i'm gonna find the worst shot ever. if you keep the vomit horizontal... it struggles going vertical. jesus christ.
sean: we are at ortega 120, where they specialize in tequila. i've got my partner Rudy here, and we have our bartender. all: nice to meet you. this place is famous for its tequila, 120 different kinds of tequila. now they have more. but it's also famous for their margaritas, which we don't get to try today. rudy: becase this show's stupid. we get to do this stupid sh*t. rudy: because this show is dumb.sean: because this show is dumb. rudy: we're idiots!sean: we're idiots!
sean: tell us about the drink, the shot. rudy: this amazing concoction that you're about to feed us. demi: this amazing concoction will cure just about anything. including "i'm not ready to work." demi: if you have a tooth ache, come see me. demi: if you have a heart ache, come see me. demi: and in this case, i have a brain ache. so we'll see me. demi: if you tell me you're sick, no you're not! demi: it is an aã±ejo tequila that will help ease a little bit of that pain for you. demi: and then a bunch of dry pico de gallo, salt and lime.
demi: it's pretty of spicy, and we make it warm to hide what's gonna happen. demi: but you won't get sick, so flu season forget the flu shot, come have this shot. sean: i won't get actually sick, but i could get physically sick? demi: you could.sean: i could. sean: i might. i hope not. rudy: is this the super graceful heating of the tequila?demi: yeah, like cognac. demi: we're going to put the pico de gallo and a bunch of kosher salt into this. sean: so that's a mix of the two? rudy: i'm watching some sort of black magic right now.
demi: i'm doing a voodoo spell on top of it. demi: and then we're going to do a standard tequila shot kind of thing. demi: which is something i hate in here. demi: i teach tequila university, and so when people roll in and they want salt and lime on their drinks i get a little annoyed. sean: i mean, jose cuervo is the best tequila, right? demi: they have some good marks, but the one you're thinking of not so much. demi: everyone has had their hair held back on that one. rudy: it does look very nice. sean: these look nice and pretty and fun, but..
demi: here, we'll make it a little bit easier. sean: so here's a lime just to keep you alive, to keep you on earth's plane. demi: well you know that's why they put salt and lime on tequila to begin with. demi: it was for a flu pandemic... in mexico. demi: to help the medicine go down, have at it. sean: cheers! sean: oh my god, you're the worst! sean: what is that?! sean: no! ugh!
sean: the bottom of my teeth are burning! sean: what's happening in my mouth?! sean: why aren't you saying anything, what are you doing?! rudy: i don't know man, i'm just... i don't like this show anymore. rudy: i don't want to be here, i want to go home. rudy: i do notice that my stomach seems to have equalized. sean: *burps* sean: do you have a lighter or something? i want to see if i can set this place on fire with my burps.
demi: you can call me in three days if you feel it.
demi: because it burns twice. sean: oh, you d*ck! you are such a d*ck! the worst. sean: alright, let's leave now!
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